Wednesday, 11 April 2018

Ways I have been lied to

Ways I have been lied to include but are by no means limited to the following:

1. "Don't give them money. They'll only spend it on booze."

2. "If you do the work first, you'll have time to enjoy yourself later on."

3. "Ignore them and they'll go away."

4. "Smile, and the world smiles with you."

5. "I only have your best interests at heart."

6. "This will hurt me more than it hurts you."

7. "You're never too old for a hiding."

8. "Boys will be boys."

1 comment:

  1. I can testify to number 3 thanks to a rather unreasonable wasp who obviously hadn't heard that he was supposed to leave the 7 year old me alone if I stood still. Needless to say the run-around-flailing-and-screaming approach has never failed me in the 35 years hence

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